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Improve Your Golf Game

Teddy Brown

48min00

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64 pages. Temps de lecture estimé 48min.
Are you ready to take your golf game to the next level? Improve Your Golf Swing: Simple Tips for an Improved Swing is the essential guide for golfers of all skill levels looking to refine their technique, increase consistency, and gain confidence on the course. Whether you're struggling with a slice, looking to add more power to your drives, or aiming to improve your short game, this book provides the practical advice and step-by-step drills you need to see real progress.From grip and stance to backswing mechanics and follow-through, this book breaks down every fundamental component of a great golf swing. You'll learn how to correct common mistakes, develop a smooth and repeatable motion, and apply advanced practice strategies used by professionals. With easy-to-follow instructions and expert insights, you'll gain a deeper understanding of how small adjustments can lead to big improvements.You'll discover:How to establish a solid grip and stance for a more controlled swingThe secrets of a powerful backswing and downswing mechanicsProven drills to develop rhythm, balance, and consistencyPractical tips to fix slices, hooks, and other common faultsMental strategies to build confidence and improve focus on the coursePacked with actionable tips and practice routines, Improve Your Golf Swing is your go-to resource for unlocking your full potential on the green. Whether you’re a beginner or a seasoned player, these expert strategies will help you refine your skills and lower your scores.
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Affiche du document The Quizziology Of The British Drama

The Quizziology Of The British Drama

Gilbert Abbott A'Beckett

2h05min15

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167 pages. Temps de lecture estimé 2h05min.
Discover the Wit and Wonder of British Drama from the height of the Victorian era!Step into the captivating world of British theatre with The Quizziology of the British Drama, a delightful and witty exploration of the plays, playwrights, and performances that have shaped the stage. Penned by the brilliant satirist and dramatist Gilbert Abbott A'Beckett, this charming book explores the stage passions through extended verse, a motley crew of stage characters that no good play is without, and a series of one-act 'deleted' plays in the style of famous playwrights of the time.A'Beckett, a master of humor and keen observer of the theatrical arts, takes you on a journey through the triumphs and foibles of British drama. From Shakespearean classics to the farces and melodramas of the 19th century, The Quizziology of the British Drama offers a unique blend of exposition, critique, and playful commentary. Whether you're a seasoned theatregoer or a curious newcomer, this book promises to spark your curiosity and leave you laughing at the quirks of the dramatic world.Perfect for book clubs, drama students, or writers, The Quizziology of the British Drama is full of sharp wit and clever observations. With its engaging style and timeless appeal, this book is a must-have for anyone who appreciates the magic of the stage.Don’t miss your chance to own this gem of theatrical literature. Add The Quizziology of the British Drama to your collection today and uncover the fascinating, funny, and unforgettable world of British theatre!
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Affiche du document Spid the Spider Grows a Magic Money Tree

Spid the Spider Grows a Magic Money Tree

John Eaton

44min15

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59 pages. Temps de lecture estimé 44min.
Spid hopes to make lots of money having been gifted some magic seeds by his friend Marvin the mole. However, while he toils night and day to nurture the seeds, nothing goes to plan. An old man’s forecast also rings in Spid’s ears, and in the end, he learns a valuable lesson. The story features two songs:‘Money Doesn’t Grow on Trees’ combines a rock and roll and fast-paced jazz piano vibe. It’s a fun singalong that will transport you back in time.‘Seed Greed’ is a reflective and thoughtful song. As it strums along it sends a strong message: “I’m afraid you are suffering from greed, trying to make money from seeds”. What sets this adventure apart is its unique blend of entertainment combined with a moral lesson for children aged 4-10 years. In the story, Spid stumbles on what he thinks is a quick way to make money, however, he learns that greed never does anyone any good, and that he should value his lot.
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Affiche du document The Case for Culture

The Case for Culture

Eric Farber

5h14min15

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419 pages. Temps de lecture estimé 5h14min.
Most lawyers don’t set out to be business owners. They become business owners when they open their own law firm, and from that point forward, their work tends to become disconnected and chaotic. They’re so busy with HR, bookkeeping, and marketing that they’re lucky to have twenty minutes a day to work on cases. Many lawyers are drowning, which contributes to the profession’s unsettling levels of alcoholism, drug addiction, and depression.Eric Farber knows what it feels like to be, as he puts it, “running in scarcity.” He did it for years before discovering the secret to turning things around: putting culture first.In The Case for Culture, Eric gives lawyers the wisdom and tools they need to transform themselves and their culture. By creating a community of people and rallying them around a shared mission, you’ll build a law practice that will take care of you, not the other way around. If you want to grow your practice and be happy, it starts with culture.
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Affiche du document Water Harvesting 101

Water Harvesting 101

Martha Jean Retallick

34min30

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46 pages. Temps de lecture estimé 34min.
Water Harvesting 101 introduces you to:Passive Water Harvesting: This is the act of sculpting your land with basins, berms, and drainage swales. The goal? To channel rainwater toward plants and away from structures – like your house. Passive water-harvesting earthworks eliminate the need for landscape irrigation connected to municipal water systems. In arid regions, that spells substantial cost savings.Active Water Harvesting: Want fresh garden produce when it’s 105 degrees out? And it hasn’t rained in six weeks? At my place, the 1,500-gallon rainwater harvesting cistern makes year ‘round gardening possible. And, on wash day, I don’t let the wastewater go down the drain. Instead, I use a greywater harvesting system that effortlessly diverts that wastewater from the laundry to my four fruit trees.
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City Nature

Martha Retallick

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165 pages. Temps de lecture estimé 2h4min.
In the midst of ongoing news about Southwestern water scarcity, Martha Retallick sees an opportunity. For 20 years, she has been transforming her central Tucson home into an urban oasis. The secret to her success: Water harvesting. Since Retallick purchased her central Tucson home in 2004, she has incorporated two types of water harvesting – passive and active – into her landscape. Passive water harvesting is simply the act of sculpting the landscape to direct the water to where it should be – like plants – and away from where it shouldn’t be – like a home’s foundation. Retallick’s landscape incorporates three passive water harvesting features – basins, berms, and drainage swales. Collectively, these earthworks eliminate the need for landscape irrigation that’s connected to the municipal water supply, which is served by Tucson Water. According to Tucson Water, approximately 40 percent of water use in Tucson is outdoors. This includes residential uses like landscape irrigation and garden watering. Retallick’s irrigation-free landscape also includes two active water harvesting features, a 1,500-gallon cistern that collects rainwater for use in the back-yard vegetable garden, and a laundry-to-landscape greywater harvesting system that diverts wastewater from the washing machine to three fruit trees. City Nature is illustrated with more than 60 of Retallick’s color photographs, which show the wide variety of plant life on her property, the birds she shares it with, and her various do-it-herself projects, the most notable being a kinetic sculpture created from a recycled chandelier. The book also includes a list of suggested resources that encompasses books, websites, organizations, and businesses that can aid readers interested in desert gardening and landscaping, and in water conservation.
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Affiche du document Financial Fitness for Teens

Financial Fitness for Teens

Life Essentials Series

2h54min00

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232 pages. Temps de lecture estimé 2h54min.
You’re never too young to learn the principles of success and nowhere is that more true than in the category of finances. Schools and colleges are big on teaching fundamentals, principles, and vocations but, for some reason, money is often left out of the picture. Finally, with this audiobook, "Financial Fitness for Teens", a crucial but often forgotten topic is handled in an exciting way for those who just might need it the most: people like you, on the “front side” of life! The "money thing” is one of the most important aspects of life to master and this audiobook will show you how!
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Good Enough

Aaron Victor

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285 pages. Temps de lecture estimé 3h34min.
"Good Enough" is an intimate and compelling memoir penned by Aaron Victor, a chronicle of his personal journey towards self-acceptance. A testament to his resilience, the book meticulously depicts his transformation from being an 'unknown man' to his journey towards self-acceptance.Aaron's narrative explores his early childhood experiences and the pressures of meeting adult expectations at a very young age. His relationship with his father forms a pivotal part of this narrative arc. Victor does not shy away from portraying the impact of his father's battle with prostate cancer on their bond. His passion for music and his arduous journey to fully embrace this talent also form significant threads in this narrative tapestry.From touching upon episodes of bullying in his school days to the pressure of high academic expectations, Aaron has crafted an engaging narrative that examines the lasting impact of childhood experiences on an individual's self-perception. His perpetual quest for acceptance and his struggle with perfectionism underscore his internal conflict between seeking external validation and recognizing that true self-worth lies within. His quest for authenticity evolves through introspection, forgiveness, and ultimately, healing.Aaron Victor's experiences in his personal life, including his relationships and his pursuit of his passion, form the backbone of this memoir. He shares his experiences with romantic relationships, highlighting his time in the friend zone, and how this affected his feelings of self-worth. His journey from high school to college, his struggle as a college basketball player, and his setbacks in his career, particularly a job offer that fell through, paint a vivid picture of his life's ups and downs.
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Affiche du document From Henry IV To Richard III, A.D. 1399—1485

From Henry IV To Richard III, A.D. 1399—1485

Gilbert Abbott A'Beckett

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398 pages. Temps de lecture estimé 4h58min.
Step into the madcap medieval world of A Comic History of England, Book IV, where Gilbert Abbott à Beckett turns the tumultuous era of Henry IV to Richard III into a sidesplitting spectacle! From bumbling nobles to scheming kings, this uproarious volume skewers the Wars of the Roses, royal blunders, and the rise of the Tudors. It also explores Joan of Arc, and the truly astonishing Jacqueline of Hainault, a woman far more impressive than any English monarch.Whether it’s Henry VI’s hapless reign, Edward IV’s dramatic escapades, or Richard III’s infamous legacy, à Beckett proves that history’s darkest dramas are also its funniest. Perfect for fans of satire, history lovers with a sense of humor, or anyone who enjoys seeing pompous monarchs taken down a peg, this standalone volume delivers laughter alongside the Lancasters and Yorks, as they fight over the the princes in the tower and theendless succession of pretenders to the throne, while also pretending to the throne of France once England was in hand.After all, why should history be serious when it’s this absurd?
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"How to Fix Your Life (But Let’s Be Honest, You Won’t)"

Dicholas Chad Pansy

59min15

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79 pages. Temps de lecture estimé 59min.
Congratulations! You’ve found yet another self-help book that you’ll skim through, feel briefly inspired by, and then completely ignore while continuing to make the same bad decisions.???? THIS IS NOT A REAL SELF-HELP BOOK. ????This is a book for people who have:✔️ Bought planners they never use.✔️ Watched productivity videos while actively avoiding work.✔️ Googled “how to get my life together” at 2 AM while eating cold pizza.Inside, you’ll find:✅ A step-by-step guide to pretending you’re working on yourself.✅ The absolute dumbest life advice you will never follow.✅ A checklist for success (that will collect dust on your desk).This book will NOT help you:???? Get your finances in order.???? Find motivation.???? Stop dating red flags wrapped in human skin.But it WILL help you laugh at your own failures, which is basically therapy (but cheaper).If you’re tired of reading books that try to fix you, this book is here to roast you instead.???? Go ahead, buy it. (But let’s be real, you’ll probably never finish it.) ????
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Affiche du document I Have No Idea What I’m Doing

I Have No Idea What I’m Doing

Dicholas Chad Pansy

1h12min00

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96 pages. Temps de lecture estimé 1h12min.
Are you one minor inconvenience away from a full-blown existential crisis?Do you regularly Google how to do your own job while hoping nobody notices?Ever sat in a meeting nodding thoughtfully while having no clue what’s happening?Congratulations! ???? You’re just like everyone else.This book is a highly questionable, deeply unserious guide to:✔️ Looking like you have your life together while internally screaming.✔️ Pretending you belong in the room, even when you definitely don’t.✔️ Saying things with confidence so people stop asking follow-up questions.Inside, you’ll learn highly advanced survival techniques, including:???? "Meetings, Presentations, and Other Ways to Have a Public Meltdown" (How to say “Let’s circle back” and escape responsibility forever.)???? "Job Interviews: The Olympic Sport of Pretending You’re Normal" (How to answer 'Tell me about yourself' without crying.)???? "Your Inner Critic is a Liar (And Also Kind of a Jerk)" (Why your brain is an unpaid intern with terrible opinions.)???? "Nobody Actually Knows What They’re Doing (And That’s Beautiful)" (How billionaires, CEOs, and your boss are all just making stuff up.)If you’ve ever felt like an imposter, like a fraud, or like you are one “Let’s hop on a quick call” away from quitting life and living in the woods— this book is for you.Because here’s the truth:???? Nobody knows what they’re doing. They’re just pretending louder.???? And now, so can you.WARNING: This book will not help you grow as a person. It will, however, make you feel slightly better about the absolute trainwreck that is modern life.
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Affiche du document Perfectly Imperfect (But Mostly Just a Mess)

Perfectly Imperfect (But Mostly Just a Mess)

Dicholas Chad Pansy

54min00

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72 pages. Temps de lecture estimé 54min.
???? ATTENTION PERFECTIONISTS: If you’ve ever rewritten an email 14 times, physically cringed at a typo, or spent an hour debating whether to sign off with "Best" or "Sincerely"—this book is your personal attack.Do you spend an obscene amount of time making sure every minor detail of your life is flawless, only to burn out like an overheated laptop from 2006? Do you find yourself rewriting text messages to ensure they sound casual, yet professional, yet witty, yet effortless, yet not like you're trying too hard, but also not like you don’t care?CONGRATULATIONS! ???? You’re a perfectionist. And it’s ruining your life.In this hilariously unhinged survival guide, we’ll explore:✅ The Art of Overthinking Everything – Why make a simple decision when you could spiral into existential dread?✅ Procrastination: The Perfectionist’s Favorite Coping Mechanism – If you never start, you never fail! Genius!✅ How to Do Everything at 110% Until You Emotionally Collapse – Sleep is for the weak.✅ Lowering Your Standards: An Incredibly Painful but Necessary Life Skill – Your 80% effort is still better than Todd’s 20%, and he got promoted.By the end of this book, you won’t be cured of perfectionism (LOL, good luck with that), but you will at least understand why your brain is a flaming disaster.???? WARNING: This book contains aggressive sarcasm, brutal self-awareness, and zero practical advice on how to actually fix yourself. (Because let’s be honest, you’d just overthink it anyway.)
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Affiche du document What Am I Even Doing? (No Seriously, Someone Tell Me)

What Am I Even Doing? (No Seriously, Someone Tell Me)

Dicholas Chad Pansy

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91 pages. Temps de lecture estimé 1h08min.
???? CONGRATULATIONS! YOU’RE HAVING A FULL-BLOWN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS. ????No worries. Instead of actually dealing with it, just buy this book and pretend that’s progress.From the deeply unqualified mind behind every bad decision you’ve ever made comes "What Am I Even Doing? (No Seriously, Someone Tell Me)," a deeply unhelpful guide to overanalyzing your entire existence, making terrible impulse purchases, and aggressively avoiding reality.Inside these pages, you’ll find zero useful advice, but you WILL find:✔️ An emotional breakdown disguised as a shopping spree—because spending $500 on throw pillows is easier than going to therapy.✔️ The five stages of buying a yoga mat and never using it—because nothing says “I’m fixing my life” like an unused fitness prop collecting dust in the corner.✔️ A complete breakdown of the “Should I Move to a Cabin in the Woods?” fantasy—spoiler: You will not survive without DoorDash.✔️ An investigation into why people keep applying for grad school—spoiler: It’s because reality is terrifying.✔️ A crisis bingo card—because why suffer privately when you can turn your spiraling into a fun game?If you’ve ever had an intense desire to start over, quit your job, buy a plane ticket to nowhere, and completely reinvent yourself for no reason, this book was written for you.Will this book fix your life? Absolutely not.Will it validate your terrible choices? 100%.
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Affiche du document Maybe Im The Problem?

Maybe Im The Problem?

Dicholas Chad Pansy

1h33min45

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125 pages. Temps de lecture estimé 1h34min.
Are you tired of being emotionally stable?Do you wish you could turn every minor interaction into a full-blown existential crisis?Look no further than Maybe I'm the Problem? – the ultimate guide to professional self-gaslighting and strategic overthinking.From the brilliantly neurotic mind of Dicholas Chad Pansy comes a self-help book that will definitely not help you at all.Inside, you’ll learn essential skills like:Turning a simple "Hey" text into a three-day analysis of your entire life.Convincing yourself that your perfectly fine presentation was actually a career-ending disaster.Advanced techniques for imagining worst-case scenarios that defy the laws of physics.The art of apologizing for things that happened in dreams.Perfect for anyone who's ever:✅ Checked their stove seventeen times in one hour.✅ Spent a sleepless night replaying that weird thing they said in 2009.✅ Texted “no worries!!” while absolutely seething with worry.✅ Said “hope that helps!” in an email while actively panicking.⚠️ Warning: Side effects may include:Increased self-awareness,Decreased self-awareness,Or both simultaneously.Reader discretion is advised. (But don’t think about it too much. Or do. Oh god, now you’re overthinking whether you’re overthinking.)
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Affiche du document Should I Do This or That? (Wait, Let’s Reconsider Everything)

Should I Do This or That? (Wait, Let’s Reconsider Everything)

Dicholas Chad Pansy

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72 pages. Temps de lecture estimé 54min.
A Guide to Making Decisions, Then Changing Your Mind 47 Times???? WARNING: This is NOT a book for decisive people. If you know what you want in life and confidently make choices without having a full-blown existential meltdown, please move along.This book is for overthinkers, procrastinators, and chronically indecisive disasters who would rather launch themselves into the sun than commit to literally anything. If you’ve ever:✔️ Spent an hour picking a movie, only to give up and rewatch The Office.✔️ Polled multiple friends about a minor decision, then ignored their advice.✔️ Stared at a restaurant menu like it was a life-or-death situation.✔️ Regretted a choice the second you made it.✔️ Overanalyzed a text message for so long that you never sent it.Congratulations—you have Decision Paralysis, and this book will make you feel seen.Inside, you’ll find absolutely zero useful strategies for overcoming indecision, but you will get:A breakdown of why your brain refuses to let you make choices like a normal person.An in-depth look at why picking a dinner spot with friends always ends in silent rage.A highly scientific decision-making flowchart (spoiler: you still won’t pick anything).A chance to laugh at your own dysfunction instead of actually fixing it.So, should you buy this book????? Yes.???? No.???? Maybe.???? Let me think about it first.(You’ll probably just add it to your cart and stare at it for six weeks, but hey—at least that’s on brand.)
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Affiche du document Stoicism for the Hopeless

Stoicism for the Hopeless

Dicholas Chad Pansy

1h06min00

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88 pages. Temps de lecture estimé 1h06min.
Are you tired of feeling things? Do you want to stop caring about life’s endless nonsense? Congratulations—you’re ready for Stoicism.Life is a relentless parade of disasters, disappointments, and idiots who won’t shut up. And yet, most people spend their days panicking, complaining, and overreacting—wasting precious energy on things they can’t control. A true Stoic? They sip their coffee in complete silence while the world crumbles around them.This book will teach you the fine art of emotional detachment so that nothing—not traffic, not heartbreak, not even the impending collapse of civilization—can shake you.Inside, You’ll Learn:???? How to wake up every morning knowing that today will be a mess—and being fine with it???? The “Meh” response system for handling everything from job loss to bad WiFi???? Why material things are pointless (but also, let’s be real, heated car seats are amazing)???? How to pretend to listen while mentally escaping to Ancient Rome???? How to master the blank, expressionless stare that makes people deeply uncomfortable???? Why billionaires would be happier living in a cave (but you still need rent money, so don’t do that)???? The nightly ritual of contemplating death so you can sleep like a sociopathThis is not a self-help book. This is a self-detachment book. If you’re ready to become an unshakable force of calm indifference, to stop letting life stress you out, and to fully embrace the Stoic art of not giving a single damn, this is the book for you.☠️ WARNING: Reading this book may cause:✔️ A total loss of interest in pointless drama✔️ An inability to react to nonsense, even when expected to✔️ People wondering if you’re deeply enlightened or just emotionally broken
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Affiche du document Therapy is Expensive, So I Just Gaslight Myself

Therapy is Expensive, So I Just Gaslight Myself

Discholas Chad Pansy

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55 pages. Temps de lecture estimé 41min.
Why waste money on therapy when you can just lie to yourself for free?"Therapy is Expensive, So I Just Gaslight Myself" is the ultimate self-help book for people who have absolutely no intention of helping themselves. Filled with bad coping mechanisms, self-deception strategies, and the sheer audacity to pretend everything is fine, this book is here to validate your disastrous life choices.Inside, you’ll find groundbreaking (read: completely unhelpful) advice on topics such as:✔️ Journaling is Just Trauma Scrapbooking – Writing down your problems doesn’t count if you never read them again.✔️ Retail Therapy: Because Buying a Candle Will Fix Your Soul – Emotional stability is only a $200 Target trip away.✔️ Hydration is Not a Personality Trait, But Here We Are – Why your emotional support water bottle is not actually therapy.✔️ Meditation? No Thanks, I’ll Just Stare at My Phone in Silence – Because overthinking in complete stillness is way worse.✔️ Toxic Positivity: Just Smile Through the Pain! – The fine art of saying “everything happens for a reason” while internally screaming.✔️ A List of Coping Mechanisms That Definitely Don’t Work (But You’ll Keep Using Anyway) – Because avoidance is a lifestyle.Do you need therapy?Yes. Will you go? No.Will this book fix your life? Absolutely not, but at least you’ll laugh while spiraling
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Affiche du document Live, Laugh, Lobotomy - The Ultimate Guide to Becoming a Pleasantly Vacant Human

Live, Laugh, Lobotomy - The Ultimate Guide to Becoming a Pleasantly Vacant Human

Dicholas Chad Pansy

1h07min30

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90 pages. Temps de lecture estimé 1h07min.
Are you tired of thinking until your brain hurts? Sick of caring about every little disaster life throws at you? Done with the “personal growth” scam that just leaves you broke and eating kale? Then Live, Laugh, Lobotomy is your ticket to freedom—the kind that comes from ditching stress, worries, and any shred of responsibility for a lifestyle of cheerful, blissful vacancy. This isn’t your grandma’s self-help book; it’s a sarcastic, biting manifesto for erasing overthinking and embracing the art of not giving a damn.In this unapologetic guide, you’ll learn how to:Smile vacantly through apocalypses and awkward conversations alike.Ignore global crises, emails, and your own flaws like a pro.Fake intelligence with memes and “Wow, that’s crazy” while knowing next to nothing.Turn social media into a mind-numbing paradise and avoidance into a chic lifestyle.With razor-sharp wit and zero pretense, this book proves the less you know, the happier you are—because the real secret to thriving is caring less than a lobotomized goldfish. Say goodbye to existential misery and hello to a brain fog so thick you’ll forget why you ever stressed in the first place. Perfect for anyone who’s ready to laugh at life’s chaos and float through it like a beautifully clueless cloud.Welcome to the lobotomized elite—your stress-free, worry-proof sanctuary of ignorance awaits. Grab your copy, stop overanalyzing, and start living the vacant dream today!
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Affiche du document The Bullshit Artist's Handbook

The Bullshit Artist's Handbook

Dicholas Chad Pansy

1h21min00

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108 pages. Temps de lecture estimé 1h21min.
If you’ve ever found yourself in a conversation thinking, “I have no idea what I’m talking about”—this book is your salvation.In The Bullsht Artist’s Handbook*, self-proclaimed overthinker and professional nonsense generator Dicholas Chad Pansy offers a brutally honest, wildly practical guide to dominating conversations, debates, meetings, and social events with zero actual knowledge. No degrees, facts, or preparation required—just the audacity to sound like you know what you’re doing.This isn’t about lying. This is about sounding smart, intimidatingly confident, and vaguely profound—all while saying absolutely nothing of substance.Inside, you'll learn how to:Weaponize confidence to bulldoze logicSay a lot without saying anything (and get applause for it)Use pauses, squints, and sighs to look like a geniusWin debates without facts (or shame)Drop philosopher names you've never read (convincingly)Bullsh*t your way through work meetings, parties, and even TwitterWhether you're looking to survive awkward small talk, impress strangers at brunch, or gaslight your way to the top of the corporate ladder, this handbook is your guide to becoming a certified conversational menace.Warning: This is a humor book. If you’re looking for actual personal growth, you’ve taken a very wrong turn.
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Affiche du document How to Be a Debbie Downer

How to Be a Debbie Downer

Dicholas Chad Pansy

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166 pages. Temps de lecture estimé 2h04min.
Are you tired of people being happy around you? Do you dream of a world where no one dares to enjoy life in your presence?Congratulations! ???? You’ve just found the ultimate guide to turning every interaction into an awkward, joyless nightmare. Whether it’s crushing enthusiasm, ruining weddings, or making sure no one ever tells you good news again, this book will teach you everything you need to become a certified Debbie Downer.Inside, you’ll learn:???? How to strategically sigh in a way that instantly kills the mood???? The best ways to bring up divorce at a wedding???? Why you should loudly question the practicality of having kids at a baby shower???? The advanced art of sucking the energy out of a room???? How to turn free food, puppies, and sunsets into existential crises???? The science of responding to compliments with immediate negativity???? Debbie Downer Bingo – how many joy-sucking habits have YOU mastered????? And much, much worse…This is not a self-help book. This is a self-destruction book. If you’ve ever wanted to be the reason people pause before sharing good news, the one person no one invites to game night, or the friend everyone dreads sitting next to at a party, this is the book for you.☠️ WARNING: Reading this book may cause:✔️ Loss of friends and social invitations✔️ An increase in long, uncomfortable silences✔️ The deep satisfaction of knowing you’ve ruined someone’s day
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Affiche du document We Need to Talk: A Modern Guide to Breaking Up (And Deleting Receipts)

We Need to Talk: A Modern Guide to Breaking Up (And Deleting Receipts)

Dicholas Chad Pansy

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114 pages. Temps de lecture estimé 1h25min.
BREAKING UP USED TO BE SIMPLE.In 1996, you just asked for your CDs back. Now, in 2025, you're begging your ex to delete that picture of your b*tthole. Welcome to modern breakups—where the pain is digital, the receipts are forever, and your ex is still watching your Instagram stories.This book is for anyone who has ever:✔️ Sent a “just checking in” text at 2 AM and immediately regretted it.✔️ Seen their ex on a dating app three days after the breakup and momentarily blacked out.✔️ Considered a full-blown career change just to avoid running into them.✔️ Attempted to post a thirst trap but overthought the caption for five hours.Sorry, but getting dumped has never been more complicated. From the social media warfare to the existential dread of realizing your ex is suddenly hotter, Sorry About That is the hilariously vicious guide to surviving heartbreak in the digital age.Warning: This book will not help you grow. It will, however, make you feel slightly less pathetic while you stalk their LinkedIn page.
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Affiche du document Ghosted: A Masterclass in Vanishing Like You Never Existed

Ghosted: A Masterclass in Vanishing Like You Never Existed

Dicholas Chad Pansy

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Are you tired of getting ghosted?Sick of waiting for that text back that will never come?Ever wondered how you, too, can master the art of emotional escape artistry?Good news, coward! This book is here to validate your worst instincts and teach you how to disappear like a true professional.Whether you’ve been ghosted, have done the ghosting, or just love chaotic dating disasters, this book is your hilarious, deeply unhinged guide to modern romance at its absolute worst.Inside, you’ll learn:???? The Ghosting Spectrum: From “Oops, Forgot to Reply” to “Federal Witness Protection Disappearance.”???? Microghosting: How to vanish just enough to make someone question their entire self-worth.???? The Five Stages of Being Ghosted: Including "Hoping They’re in a Coma" and "Guess I’ll Ghost Someone Else to Restore Balance."???? How to Reverse-Ghost a Ghoster: (You thought YOU could disappear first? THINK AGAIN.)???? The Petty Art of Haunting: How to like their Instagram post from 2017 just to unnerve them.???? Closure? Who Needs It? Featuring Ghost-Proof Text Templates that will make them cry in their car.With cutthroat humor, unhinged pettiness, and disturbingly relatable dating horror stories, this book is part survival guide, part revenge manual, and 100% guaranteed to make you laugh instead of cry over that person who “forgot to text back.”
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Affiche du document Dead Inside, But Functional

Dead Inside, But Functional

Dicholas Chad Pansy

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102 pages. Temps de lecture estimé 1h16min.
Are you tired of pretending to care? Do you want to survive life with the absolute least amount of emotional effort? Congratulations—you’re ready to become Dead Inside, But Functional.Life is exhausting. People expect enthusiasm, deep emotional connections, and basic human engagement. Annoying. But guess what? You don’t actually have to care—you just have to look like you do.This book is not about healing. It’s about perfecting the fine art of detachment while still participating in society just enough to avoid suspicion.Inside, You’ll Learn:☠️ How to master the dead-eyed customer service smile while thinking about absolutely nothing☠️ The science of responding to any crisis with “Damn, that sucks” and moving on immediately☠️ Why “It is what it is” should be your life motto☠️ How to fake emotional depth by saying, “I just don’t open up easily”☠️ Strategic bathroom breaks: The only legally acceptable way to escape responsibility☠️ How to nod convincingly while mentally escaping to Ancient Rome☠️ The trick to falling asleep in three minutes by accepting your own mortality☠️ How to function just enough at work so no one notices you’re doing absolutely nothingThis is not a motivational book. It won’t inspire you. It won’t fix you. It will simply help you navigate life in the most effortless way possible, while maintaining just enough interaction to avoid being declared legally missing.
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Affiche du document I Feel That

I Feel That

Dicholas Chad Pansy

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???? Are you emotionally exhausted for no reason? Do you pick up on other people’s vibes like a human satellite dish? Have you ever locked eyes with a sad-looking dog and suddenly needed therapy? ????CONGRATULATIONS! You might be an empath.(Or just a really tired person who needs a nap. Either way, this book is for you.)From the chaotically overwhelmed mind of bestselling author Dicholas Chad Pansy comes the first-ever survival guide for empaths who have absolutely no idea how to stop absorbing other people’s problems like an unpaid emotional support sponge.Inside these pages, you’ll learn:✔️ How to instantly recognize an emotional vampire before they drain your soul dry (Hint: If their text says "Can I vent?" RUN.)✔️ The five stages of realizing you’re an empath: Confusion, Denial, Over-Commitment, Burnout, and Googling "Can I return my empathy?"✔️ Why crowded places feel like a sensory assault: (Spoiler: Because they ARE.)✔️ The scientifically unproven but emotionally accurate concept of "Empath Fatigue™"—a condition where you are exhausted, but not from anything you actually did.✔️ How to set boundaries like a functioning adult (But let’s be honest, you won’t.)✔️ A step-by-step guide to ignoring toxic positivity without getting arrested.???? BONUS FEATURES:✅ Empath Bingo! (Check off "Apologized for something that wasn’t my fault," "Cried over a fictional character," and "Overanalyzed a text message for three hours.")✅ A guide to ghosting narcissists with zero guilt. (Yes, you ARE allowed to disappear.)✅ Top 10 lies you tell yourself as an empath, starting with "I’m fine."???? WARNING: This book will not help you become a better person. It will, however, make you feel less alone while you continue spiraling into emotional exhaustion.???? Read at your own risk. (Or don’t. You’ll probably feel guilty either way.)
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Affiche du document Love Me, But From Over There

Love Me, But From Over There

Dicholas Chad Pansy

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89 pages. Temps de lecture estimé 1h7min.
ATTENTION, WALKING RED FLAG:Do you panic when someone texts, “I miss you”?Have you ghosted someone while still liking all their Instagram posts?Does the idea of an actual healthy relationship make you want to jump out of a moving vehicle?CONGRATULATIONS. YOU MAY BE ENTIRELY INCAPABLE OF LOVE. But don’t worry—this book is not here to fix you. Instead, it will celebrate your terrible dating habits with:A step-by-step guide to self-sabotaging any relationship before it gets serious.The “Should I Text Them Back?” flowchart (spoiler: you won’t).An exclusive Avoidant Attachment Bingo (check off “Lost interest the second they liked me back” and “Developed an existential crisis over a ‘Good morning’ text”).Tactical escape routes for when someone actually wants commitment (options include moving to another city overnight and faking a sudden spiritual journey).This book will NOT help you become emotionally available.It will NOT guide you toward a loving, fulfilling relationship.But it WILL make you laugh at your own dysfunction while you continue ruining every romantic opportunity life gives you.For entertainment purposes only. If you actually follow this book’s advice, you should be legally required to carry a warning label.
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Affiche du document Did I Just Embarrass Myself? (Probably, But Let’s Obsess Over It for 12 Hours)

Did I Just Embarrass Myself? (Probably, But Let’s Obsess Over It for 12 Hours)

Dicholas Chad Pansy

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Did I just embarrass myself? (Probably, but let’s obsess over it for 12 hours.)Welcome to the official handbook for people who replay every conversation they've ever had like it's a humiliating movie they didn’t consent to star in.If you’ve ever:✔️ Rehearsed saying “here” before roll call.✔️ Changed grocery store lines to avoid small talk.✔️ Said “you too” when a waiter told you to enjoy your meal.✔️ Sent a text, reread it 27 times, and still panicked…Congratulations! You may be entitled to financial compensation (just kidding, but you will find this book painfully relatable).In Did I Just Embarrass Myself? (Probably, But Let’s Obsess Over It for 12 Hours), we’ll explore:???? The existential nightmare of casual goodbyes (“See you later”... but WILL you?).???? How to pretend you’re normal in a conversation (spoiler: you’re failing).???? The traumatic experience of picking up the phone.???? Why texting is just anxiety in digital form.???? The social death that comes when your joke lands flat in a group chat.???? How to leave a party without having to say goodbye 47 times.This is not a self-help book. This is a documentation of your suffering, written by someone who also lies awake at night thinking about that one awkward thing they did in 2013.You don’t need therapy. You need to read this book and laugh at how dysfunctional we all are.
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Affiche du document Everything Is Fine (Unless It’s Not, In Which Case, Panic)

Everything Is Fine (Unless It’s Not, In Which Case, Panic)

Dicholas Chad Pansy

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A Survival Guide for People Who Overthink BreathingDo you lie awake at night replaying that weird thing you said in 2014? Do you spend more time analyzing text messages than actually responding to them? Do you sometimes mistake mild discomfort for a full-blown medical emergency?Congratulations! You have anxiety."Everything Is Fine (Unless It’s Not, In Which Case, Panic)" is the book for anyone who has ever:✅ Imagined an entire argument that never actually happened.✅ Thought someone hated them because they used a period instead of an exclamation mark.✅ Googled their symptoms and immediately planned their funeral.This is not a self-help book. This is a validation of your deeply chaotic existence—a hilarious, biting, and painfully relatable deep dive into the spirals, overthinking, and worst-case-scenario fantasies that come with having a brain that refuses to chill.Inside, you’ll find:???? The Social Anxiety Checklist™ (includes "Laughed weirdly and immediately regretted it")???? A guide to Overanalyzing Texts (Spoiler: Just Stop)???? A Flowchart for Deciding Whether to Send That Apology Text (Spoiler: Don’t Do It)???? Proof that your boss’s "Good morning" email is not a secret plan to fire youIf you’ve ever wished you could return your brain for one that doesn’t assume the worst at all times, this book is for you. Laugh through the panic—because if you can’t fix it, you might as well make fun of it.
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Affiche du document Libro De Cocina Vegana De Cocción Lenta

Libro De Cocina Vegana De Cocción Lenta

Charlie Mason

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80 pages. Temps de lecture estimé 1h00min.
¡Debe ver esto para creerlo! Se sorprenderá con los deliciosos placeres que le esperan en el Libro de Cocina Vegana de cocción lenta: las 31 mejores recetas veganas de cocción lenta que favorecerán su salud en general. No solo tendrá una guía paso a paso, sino que también será fácil de entender.Este es un adelanto de lo que hay adentro si decide obtener su copia:Granola especiada con frutas y nuecesPasta de espinacas y alcachofasCazuela de berenjena italiana con ricotta de anacardo y tofuPudín de arroz con pasas de uva y coco cocido a fuego lentoColiflor - Arroz - Tazones de sushi con tofuEstos son algunos de los ejemplos nutricionales de cómo aprenderá que la Cocina Vegana es una opción de dieta mucho más saludable:Reducción de grasas saturadas para mejorar la salud cardiovascular.Carbohidratos necesarios para evitar quemar tejido muscularOpciones de proteínas más saludables, como nueces y granos¡Conoce la mejor manera de descubrir todos los detalles obteniendo tu copia ahora! ¡Feliz Lento Cocinar!
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Affiche du document I Think I Own That

I Think I Own That

Sophia Blackwell

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76 pages. Temps de lecture estimé 57min.
John Locke: Enlightenment philosopher, father of liberalism, inventor of “natural rights,” and accidental spiritual patron of land developers, libertarians, and your uncle who won’t shut up about property taxes.In this gloriously sarcastic takedown of one of Western philosophy’s most over-quoted minds, Sophia Blackwell (Kant You Not, No Self, No God, No Clue) guides you through Locke’s greatest hits—including:The blank slate theory, which basically says you’re born dumb and the world makes you worseHis ideas on identity, which collapse the second you forget your phone passwordHis version of consent, which mostly consists of “You didn’t leave, so I assume you’re fine with it.”And of course, property rights—where mixing your labor with the earth somehow makes it yours, and stealing land becomes morally correct as long as you bring a shovelLocke’s political philosophy inspired democracies, revolutions, and every 400-comment Reddit thread titled “Taxation is theft.”This is not a respectful biography.This is a roast. A eulogy. A survival guide for understanding how Locke gave us:LiberalismLandlordsLegal headachesAnd a political system that thinks fencing off a patch of dirt = moral superiorityPerfect for:Recovering philosophy studentsPolitical skepticsEnlightenment hatersProperty law survivorsAnd anyone who wants to laugh while questioning whether government is just a giant metaphor for a really passive-aggressive roommate agreementYou don’t need to read Two Treatises of Government.You just need to know Locke said, “I think I own that,” and people believed him.
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Affiche du document No Self, No God, No Clue

No Self, No God, No Clue

Sophia Blackwell

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84 pages. Temps de lecture estimé 1h03min.
ohn Locke: Enlightenment philosopher, father of liberalism, inventor of “natural rights,” and accidental spiritual patron of land developers, libertarians, and your uncle who won’t shut up about property taxes.In this gloriously sarcastic takedown of one of Western philosophy’s most over-quoted minds, Sophia Blackwell (Kant You Not, No Self, No God, No Clue) guides you through Locke’s greatest hits—including:The blank slate theory, which basically says you’re born dumb and the world makes you worseHis ideas on identity, which collapse the second you forget your phone passwordHis version of consent, which mostly consists of “You didn’t leave, so I assume you’re fine with it.”And of course, property rights—where mixing your labor with the earth somehow makes it yours, and stealing land becomes morally correct as long as you bring a shovelLocke’s political philosophy inspired democracies, revolutions, and every 400-comment Reddit thread titled “Taxation is theft.”This is not a respectful biography.This is a roast. A eulogy. A survival guide for understanding how Locke gave us:LiberalismLandlordsLegal headachesAnd a political system that thinks fencing off a patch of dirt = moral superiorityPerfect for:Recovering philosophy studentsPolitical skepticsEnlightenment hatersProperty law survivorsAnd anyone who wants to laugh while questioning whether government is just a giant metaphor for a really passive-aggressive roommate agreementYou don’t need to read Two Treatises of Government.You just need to know Locke said, “I think I own that,” and people believed him.
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Affiche du document Why Did That Happen?

Why Did That Happen?

Sophia Blackwell

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98 pages. Temps de lecture estimé 1h13min.
Why Did That Happen? Aristotle Has Four Answers and None of Them Are Helpful is your brutally sarcastic, surprisingly educational crash course in Aristotelian philosophy—specifically his theory of causality, aka why things happen according to a man who thought everything, including acorns and chairs, had a spiritual destiny.In this delightfully vicious breakdown of Aristotle’s metaphysics, Sophia Blackwell (author of Kant You Not) drags you through the Four Causes—material, formal, efficient, and final—with all the reverence of a philosopher who’s had enough. Whether it’s trees yearning to be trees, tables having identity crises, or humans trying to find meaning while simultaneously sabotaging themselves, this book dissects Aristotle’s ancient framework with modern sarcasm and a side of existential dread.Inside, you’ll get:A roast of Aristotle’s greatest hits: substance, essence, and metaphysical overkillWhy your coffee mug apparently has purpose and moral characterHow causality shows up in nature, ethics, AI, and your inability to commitA final cause that dares to ask if you have one (spoiler: Aristotle thinks you should)And a walk through the philosophical ruins of teleology, where purpose and pretension meetPerfect for philosophy students, intellectual masochists, or anyone who’s ever asked “Why did that happen?” and gotten four wildly overcomplicated answers in response.This is not your professor’s Aristotle. This is Aristotle, but make it bearable
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Affiche du document Leibniz’s Monads

Leibniz’s Monads

Sophia Blackwell

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94 pages. Temps de lecture estimé 1h10min.
Ever wondered what reality is made of? If you're thinking atoms, molecules, or maybe regret and caffeine, think again. According to Gottfried Wilhelm Leibniz—17th-century genius, calculus co-inventor, and metaphysical madlad—the universe is made of tiny, windowless soul-particles called monads. They don’t touch, don’t talk, and yet still manage to reflect the entire cosmos like cosmic disco balls of divine insight.In Leibniz’s Monads: Because Particles with Feelings Totally Make Sense, Sophia Blackwell (author of Kant You Not) returns with another brutally honest, laugh-out-loud, actually-informative tour through one of philosophy’s weirdest, most ambitious systems. From the problem of evil to quantum physics, ecology to ethics, this book unpacks Leibniz’s windowless wonders and shows how his soul-marbles still haunt modern science, spirituality, and your existential crisis at 2am.Perfect for students, armchair philosophers, or anyone who wants to understand metaphysics without crying in German.Inside, you’ll learn:What monads are (and why they’re basically metaphysical Tamagotchis)Why your soul is pre-synced with the universe like a divine group projectHow this is somehow the best possible world (yes, even with all of… this)What quantum physics, computer science, and modern consciousness studies owe to a guy who never left LeipzigAnd why Leibniz remains philosophy’s most lovable, logic-obsessed optimistIf you like philosophy that doesn’t take itself too seriously—but still takes ideas seriously—this book is for you.Warning: May cause sudden belief in soul-particles. Or at least very polite existential confusion.
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Affiche du document I Think, Therefore I’m Wrong

I Think, Therefore I’m Wrong

Sophia Blackwell

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70 pages. Temps de lecture estimé 52min.
I Think, Therefore I’m Wrong: Descartes and the Birth of Overconfidence is your gloriously sarcastic, brutally honest, and deeply unhinged guide to the man who launched modern philosophy with one anxious thought spiral and never looked back.René Descartes: French, wealthy, suspicious of everything, and armed with just enough Latin to convince the world that his personal identity crisis was actually a groundbreaking intellectual framework. From doubting the entire universe to claiming God exists because the idea of God felt right, Descartes pioneered a system so elegantly flawed it haunted philosophers for centuries—and now you get to enjoy the wreckage.In this book, Sophia Blackwell (Kant You Not, Leibniz’s Monads) takes you on a laugh-out-loud demolition tour of:The Four-Step Method of Doubt, also known as gaslighting the cosmosThe Cogito, or how to accidentally make thinking sound smugGod as epistemological tech supportMind-body dualism, or “what if you’re just a haunted skeleton?”Descartes’ legacy in science, psychology, AI, and every freshman who says “I'm not my body, bro.”Whether you’re a philosophy student, a recovering Cartesian, or just here to watch the metaphysical world burn, this book explains Descartes’ ideas the way they were always meant to be understood: with sarcasm, side-eye, and a glass of wine.I think, therefore I spiral. Let’s go
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Affiche du document So You Want to Date a Tech Bro

So You Want to Date a Tech Bro

Dicholas Chad Pansy

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83 pages. Temps de lecture estimé 1h02min.
Congratulations! You’ve matched with a Tech Bro. Maybe he built a “disruptive” app that nobody asked for. Maybe he describes himself as an “entrepreneur” but lives with four roommates. Maybe he just pitched you a startup idea during your first date. Either way, welcome to the rollercoaster ride that is dating a man who thinks “Web3” is a personality.This hilariously brutal field guide will help you navigate, survive, and ultimately regret your decision to date a man whose primary relationship is with his second monitor. You’ll learn:✔️ Why he refers to your love life as an "MVP" (minimum viable product)✔️ How to decode his texts ("Let’s sync later" = He’s ghosting you)✔️ Why he still wears hoodies even though he has six-figure stock options✔️ The warning signs that your next breakup will be sent via Google DocsIf you’ve ever dated a guy who uses the phrase “scaling our relationship,” this book is for you. It won’t save you, but at least you’ll go into the next disaster fully informed.???? WARNING: Side effects of reading this book may include deleting LinkedIn, blocking startup bros, and questioning every life choice that led you here.
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Affiche du document Lacan Sucks and So Do You

Lacan Sucks and So Do You

Sophia Blackwell

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68 pages. Temps de lecture estimé 51min.
What if your political identity, your core beliefs, and even your taste in snack food weren’t really yours? What if they were built out of language, hijacked by desire, and quietly manipulated by slogans, myths, and a Symbolic Order you didn’t ask to be born into?Welcome to the world of Jacques Lacan, where nothing means what it seems, and everything is your unconscious acting out.Lacan Sucks is your brutally sarcastic, surprisingly accurate guide to Lacan’s theory of language, power, and why you keep voting against your own interests. From signifiers that never shut up to unconscious desires that vote without you, this book breaks down how politics doesn’t just use language—it is language.Through roast-level commentary, existential side-eye, and actual philosophical insight (yes, really), this book unpacks:How language doesn’t reflect reality—it constructs itWhy you’re not an individual, you’re a pre-written script with anxietyHow politicians weaponize your desires with slogans and symbolsWhat the hell Lacan meant by “the unconscious is structured like a language”And how to fight back using the one weapon they fear: your own damn voiceIf you’ve ever felt manipulated by political discourse, confused by your own identity, or just wanted to scream into a pillow while reading Écrits, this is the book for you.No degree in psychoanalysis or philosophy required. Just a sense of humor and a lingering suspicion that reality might be rigged.
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Affiche du document God Is in the Details (and So Is Thomas Aquinas)

God Is in the Details (and So Is Thomas Aquinas)

Sophia Blackwell

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God Is in the Details (and So Is Thomas Aquinas): How to Weaponize Aristotle for the Church and Still Be CanonizedEver wanted to read 3,000 pages of systematic theology written by a man who thought angel transportation was a valid academic subject? No? Great—this book is for you.This is not a polite introduction to Thomas Aquinas. This is a fully sarcastic, gloriously disrespectful roast of the chubbiest, holiest overachiever in Catholic history—a Dominican friar who took Aristotle’s metaphysics, added Latin, guilt, and divine purpose, and built the intellectual operating system of the Catholic Church.Inside, you’ll find:A breakdown of Aquinas’ Five Ways to Prove God Exists (spoiler: it's always God)An introduction to natural law, also known as “why everything you enjoy is probably a sin”His obsession with angel hierarchies, because theology needed a Pokémon-style ranking systemThe Summa Theologica, or what happens when you try to explain God using spreadsheet logic and footnote warfareWhy Aquinas is still being cited in modern debates about abortion, bioethics, transubstantiation, and leggingsFrom his flaming-stick celibacy defense to the fact that he nearly out-argued Augustine with a smile, Aquinas is the blueprint for theological overachievement—and this book is the spiritual field guide you didn’t know you needed.Perfect for:Recovering theology majorsCatholic guilt survivorsPhilosophy nerds who love a good roastAnyone trying to understand how Aquinas still dominates moral debates despite being very, very deadCome for the metaphysics, stay for the footnote-based moral mic drops.Thomas Aquinas: he came, he theologized, he canonized himself through sheer force of logic.
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Affiche du document Learn All About FOOTBALL

Learn All About FOOTBALL

Owen Jones

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Football, known as ‘The Beautiful Game’, transcends borders, cultures, and generations, captivating millions around the globe with its thrilling blend of athleticism, strategy, and unyielding passion. From the dusty streets of small villages to the grand stadiums of bustling metropolises, football unites people in a shared love for the sport, creating unforgettable memories and lifelong bonds.This book delves into the multi-faceted world of football, offering insights into its rich history, intricate tactics, and the remarkable stories of the legends who have graced the pitch. Whether you`re a novice seeking to understand the basics or a seasoned fan eager to deepen your knowledge, this comprehensive guide covers all aspects of the game. From grass-roots development to professional leagues, from iconic moments to the latest technological advancements, we explore the evolution and future of football in an engaging and accessible manner.Each chapter is designed to illuminate different facets of football, from the essential skills and techniques to the cultural impact and global reach of the sport. Join us on this journey through the world of football, and discover why it remains the most beloved and influential sport on the planet.
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Affiche du document What the Hell

What the Hell

Sophia Blackwell

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126 pages. Temps de lecture estimé 1h34min.
Finally, a philosophy book that won't make you contemplate throwing yourself into the abyss! " WHAT THE HELL" tears into Ludwig Wittgenstein—history's most insufferable genius—with savage wit and zero academic pretension.Journey through the mind-bending contradictions of a trust-fund philosopher who claimed to solve all philosophical problems (twice!), while making everyone around him miserable. Discover how a man who couldn't maintain a single healthy relationship somehow revolutionized our understanding of language, meaning, and communication.From his early days writing numbered lists so pretentious they make Instagram influencers look humble, to his later career interrupting people to tell them they're using words wrong, this book exposes Wittgenstein in all his paradoxical glory. You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll question whether language has any meaning at all—just like Ludwig wanted!Whether you're a philosophy student desperately seeking comic relief, or simply enjoy watching neurotic geniuses get thoroughly roasted, this irreverent guide proves that even the most profound philosophical insights can come from someone you'd absolutely hate to be seated next to at dinner. Warning: Reading this book in public may cause uncontrollable snorting in libraries and concerned looks from serious academics.
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Affiche du document Noble Savage, Deadbeat Dad

Noble Savage, Deadbeat Dad

Sophia Blackwell

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90 pages. Temps de lecture estimé 1h07min.
In this mercilessly funny takedown, Jean-Jacques Rousseau—history's most insufferable philosopher—gets the roasting he so richly deserves. "Noble Savage, Deadbeat Dad" exposes the spectacular hypocrisy of a man who abandoned five children at orphanages while writing the definitive guide to education, preached natural virtue while exposing himself to strangers, and railed against wealth while living off rich patrons.Laugh out loud as we dissect Rousseau's greatest contradictions: his fetishization of indigenous cultures (without meeting any actual indigenous people), his belief that society corrupts natural goodness (while engaging in deeply unnatural bedroom activities), and his conviction that he alone understood true freedom (while being pathologically dependent on others for basic survival).This savagely irreverent guide reveals how a paranoid, chronically constipated Swiss misanthrope somehow managed to inspire both democracy AND totalitarianism between bouts of accusing everyone he met of conspiring against him. With brutal honesty and razor-sharp wit, we explore how Rousseau's complete disaster of a personal life somehow produced philosophical insights that still haunt us today—especially when we complain about technology ruining society while scrolling through social media.Perfect for philosophy students in desperate need of comic relief, or anyone who enjoys watching narcissistic geniuses get thoroughly eviscerated. Warning: Reading this book in public may cause uncontrollable laughter and concerned looks from serious academics.
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Affiche du document The Italian Soul

The Italian Soul

Judith Valente

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328 pages. Temps de lecture estimé 4h06min.
The Italian Soul is a pilgrimage of the heart, a journey toward change that will allow its readers to approach life with a more contemplative stance and recreate a sense of la dolce vita—the sweet life—wherever they might be. The Italian Soul offers practical guidance into how we can transport a taste of the Italian “good life” into our own homes. Additionally, it explores the contemplative practices and attitudes that seem to come naturally to a people who have made an art of living and working joyfully. A cross between a travel dispatch and a spirituality guide for seekers who eschew traditional religious practices but are yearning for ways to bring more balance, sanity, and a greater sense of the transcendent into their daily lives. Written by veteran journalist Judith Valente, who has lived and traveled extensively in Italy, The Italian Soul shares personal stories and insights into the Italian way of life, focusing on the attitudes, traditions, and practices that make the people of Italy role models for experiencing delight amid the demands and distractions of ordinary living. Readers will feel as though they are walking along, peering into windows, glimpsing activities as they unfold. The Italian Soul is a book for lovers of Italy, those considering visiting Italy for the first time, and anyone who is interested in learning more about the art of living joyfully. The Italian Soul will share how Italians:Have a deep appreciation for quality and aesthetics Value slowness and savor the little moments in lifeShow a strong sense of community and make room for leisure and personal careHonor their dead and have a deep respect for traditionFind beauty in the everyday and are able to laugh at themselvesThe Italian Soul is a book that will change the way you look at life. It is a book that will inspire you to live more joyfully and to savor the simple things.
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Affiche du document Confessions of an Idiot

Confessions of an Idiot

Chris 'Douggs' McDougall

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814 pages. Temps de lecture estimé 10h10min.
A glimpse into a life less ordinary from one of the world's most prolific BASE jumpers and infamous party animals, Chris 'Douggs' McDougall. This riotous and often touching life story gives an insight into the world of hyper extreme sports where death lurks at every corner. Douggs faces the challenge armed with a case of beer, a wry sense of humour and an attitude that catches the authorities flat-footed.
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Affiche du document A Journey With Orvis

A Journey With Orvis

Mose Tuzik Mosley

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717 pages. Temps de lecture estimé 8h58min.
In the late summer of 2022, the author finds his next traveling companion in the hot and dusty backyard of an antique shop on the backroads of Fossil, Oregon. The companion, Orvis, is an imaginary dog. True soulmates, they inspire one another to take a journey that neither could take alone, a journey of humor and forbearance, personal discovery, and egregious self-sacrifice. Together they break new ground in the annals of travel writing, finding the best and the worst of the places they visit, but always maintaining their strong opinions and sense of humor.A Journey With Orvis is not really about the places they travel (from Mexico City to Istanbul, Zagreb to Paris, London to Dublin), but is more about the ‘who’ and ‘why’ of traveling itself. It helps that they travel lightly with only a small carry-on and open minds. It helps even more that one of them is imaginary. By the end of the journey, it could be either one.
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